"…vent your pet peeves online and you may find that your annoyance gives your post a little punch."
I get headaches. All the time. Really bad headaches. Incapacitating headaches.
I have one now. The brightness of the screen hurts. The noise of the computer fan hurts. This sucks.
Advil, advil, can't wait.
Advil, advil, tastes great.
Oooh, I love advil.
And I buy it in the extended family sized bottle.