QotD: You’d Never Believe It

What story from your wild-and-crazy youth would nobody believe about you today?

A dear, but still relatively new, friend of mine said to me today "you know, I'm nothing like I was 20 years ago".** and I thought to myself, "self", I thought, "how much have you changed in the last 20 years?"

Oh sure, I'm bigger.  But fundamentally, I'm the same.  Perhaps that's why I have so many dear, but still relatively new, friends.

So, how many of you would believe I'd go parading about stage in an outfit like that?  Ya, I thought so.

** dear friend – I was too listening, it just wrote up better this way.

What do you think?