I’m not Hyperlexic, I’m just Lex

I just got the following from my friend .  I couldn’t resist sharing. (after asking permission of course)

Lex, I just came across the term “hyperlexic”. 

According to , “ is a condition in which the main characteristics are an above average ability to read accompanied with a below average ability to understand spoken and/or written language.”

But I have two alternate meanings:

1.  Someone who is hyperlexic has extreme similarities with Lex Clark
(hyper lexic = hyper Lex-like = extremely Lex-like).

2.  Someone who is hyperlexic is like an agitated Lex Clark
(hyperlex ic = like a hyperlex = like a hyper Lex).

What do you think?