You’ve chuckled under your breath as I march down the middle of Kensington Ave covered in ribbons and beating my drum for Festival of Lights. Even if I’m doing it alone in a windstorm.
You’ve read about me skipping around and singing carols at the top of my lungs, in public.
Hell, I even filled out an Xmas Traditions Meme last year.
But what I HATE about Xmas are all you media people telling us that we are running out of time to do our “Last Minute Shopping”
It’s not Dec 24th at 4pm, therefore it is NOT Last Minute Shopping!
Now piss off, you are ruining my holiday buzz!