30 Days Of Status
For those of you not familiar with Facebook, one of the most amusing features, when used properly, is the status update. It’s similar to Twitter, but every status update must begin with “Alexa is…”
Some of my friends are masters of the status update which can be funny, enigmatic or just painfully true.
Since I have been rather quiet on the blog as of late, I figured I’d give you a little hit of Status Updates. Feel free to respond by answering the question “What are you doing?”
May 6 – Alexa is sitting by the fire listening to the dogs howl.6:17am
May 7 – Alexa is off-line, off-grid, and off-shore. 8:03am
May 8 – Alexa is flying to TO. 7:23pm – Alexa is early and waiting for her gate to clear. 9:42pm
May 9 – Alexa is happy to be wired again. 8:21am – Alexa is terrified the photobank ate all her photos. 10:11am – Alexa is considering a backup strategy. 11:18am
May 10 – Alexa is sipping an iced cappuccino at Jet Fuel. 11:56am -Alexa is really happy her camera was still in her bike basket… after 20 minutes… ACK! 12:22pm – Alexa is trying not to overload people with island photos. 12:52pm
May 11 – Alexa is killing time waiting for the courier. 4:48pm
May 12 – Alexa is catching up. 7:39am
May 13 – Alexa is spending the day with the in-laws. 9:03am
May 14 – Alexa is wondering why she’s been up since 4am. 6:51am – Alexa is sipping an espresso macchiato at lettieri. 12:20pm
May 15 – Alexa is unused to allergies. What does it mean when you can’t defog your eyes? 3:06pm
May 16 – Alexa is wondering why, if we have all these boxes, we don’t have a fort! 8:18am – Alexa is wobbly but she won’t fall down. 8:59am
May 17 – Alexa is contemplating Vidal Sassoon’s offer of a free “creative haircut”. 2:50pm
May 18 – Alexa is WAY too excited about tonight’s screening of Infest Wisely. You coming? 9:32am
May 19 – Alexa is sitting on the deck, sipping coffee and enjoying some alone time while the rest of the household is in dreamland. 11:11am – Alexa is waiting for Shrek 3 to start. 2:03pm – Alexa is disappointed that she’s disappointed. 4:50pm
May 20 – Alexa is tired. 8:35am – Alexa is park sitting. 12:31pm
May 21 – Alexa is experiencing just another manic Monday… er…Tuesday. 10:50am – Alexa is wondering how, exactly, she leaned on a wasp. 2:08pm
May 22 – Alexa is impaled by swag. Family friendly swag no less. 5:47pm
May 23 – Alexa is in meetings all day. Please leave a message at the tone. 9:32am – Alexa is wondering where people got their definition of “urgent”. 9:51am
May 24 – Alexa is really content after a day of meetings, friends and cold showers. 9:14pm
May 25 – Alexa is lunching with a birthday girl. 11:11am – Alexa is up WAY too early. 5:51am
May 26 – Alexa is back from the boat cruise. 5:00pm – Alexa is reaching for the Advil. 12:50pm
May 27 – Alexa is wishing coffee came Advil-flavoured. 9:44am – Alexa is unimpressed with the “plumbing emergency” keeping her from coffee. 10:11am – Alexa is working on a Patio Etiquette Guide. Suggestions welcome. 2:25pm
May 28 – Alexa is fighting the gushing waterfountains in her washroom. 12:56pm
May 29 – Alexa is covetous. 10:41am- Alexa is getting TTCed. 12:34pm
May 30 – Alexa is surprised to be at Mesh. 10:59am – Alexa is sexy, Pete says so. 5:22pm
May 31 – Alexa is in a mood. 2:46pm – Alexa is eating a melted chocolate bar. 6:45pm
June 1 – Alexa is going to see her photos on the TTC! 9:22am – Alexa is worried about that noise her camera is making when the lens retracts. 4:17pm
June 2 – Alexa is compiling a list of summer food events in TO & Ottawa. 12:06pm – Alexa is self-indulgently photographing her own photos in the subway – and getting stares. 2:46pm – Alexa is annoyed that facebook won’t post her links right! 2:55pm
Yesterday – Alexa is watching a chick flick. Shhh! 6:03pm
Today – Alexa is breakfasting. More coffee please. 9:59am – Alexa is coveting flixster‘s slick rating interface… and wants one for CheapEats!!! 12:14pm – Alexa is wishing Customer Service was just that… service, not Customer Obfuscation. 2:17pm
Alexa is oversharing. RIGHT NOW.
